If the universe presents you with an opportunity to troll any aspect of The Church of Scientology — you jump at that shit faster than you jump at a balloon falling slowly towards the ground. If you’re not going to seize the moment to mess with someone who believes we all have evil alien ghosts trapped in our bodies that can only be purified by extortion and mass amounts of money, what are you even doing with your life? The girl below gets it.
After receiving a text from a Scientology employee regarding her ‘Dianetics’ test (link to what that is at the end of the post), this girl decided it was her civic duty to enact some light trolling. Check it out below.
**Pictured Above: Xenu, an evil alien Scientologists believe is responsible for freezing half of the alien lives in his galaxy before he sent them to Earth and dropped them into Hawaiian volcanoes 75 million years ago. Seriously.