How likely are you to die from your obscure activities, behaviors and fetishes? Believe it or not, there is a scientific unit for measuring that called a “micromort.” A micromort represents a one-in-a-million chance of sudden death. A microlife, conversely, is a unit used to measure a change in life expectancy of half an hour. Unlike a micromort, a microlife is actually cumulative. That’s enough science for now though, let’s get to the nitty-gritty, morbosity!