It is with a heavy heart that I must inform fans of this post that it will be the last* you shall ever have the honor of seeing it posted by me! Due to that fact, I have collated some of my favorite spine-tinglers from throughout the series. I hope you find them as creepy and arousing as my mother does.
Why is arguably the best (non-girl) post to ever happen to this site ending?
My time at TheChive has come to an end and, seeing as this was my most popular post, I thought I should let folks know through its medium. I’m off to similar sized and probably about the same level of things, and can only thank you for your support throughout my time here.
I wish you all a great future. Apart from one person. They know who they are.
(I may pop up in the future. Just to fuck with Martin).
Editor’s Note from Ben: Matt won’t know I’ve written this until the post goes live, but he’s been an absolute pleasure to work with and we’ll miss him greatly. He’s been an integral part of our scrappy little contract editor team (alongside Hendy, Martin and Stephen), and there’s a good chance some of Matt’s staples will migrate over to the others guys — this being one of them.
We’ll miss you, Matt.