Alright my fellow, nature-loving Chivers. Put down whatever you’re drinking (so you don’t spit it out on your laptop) and have a gander at this story. It’s all kinds of insane. So you know when you’re hiking and nature calls? You step off the trail and do your number 1, and you assume that your pee is just going to absorb into the ground and that’s that, right?
But what if I told you that there’s a flock of insane pee-drinking goats in that national park you’re in, and they’re relentlessly coming for you?
Betcha a little more pee came out, didn’t it?