As much as it may sound like it, no the title is not the beginning of a nasty joke. This is real life and this guys wife wants him to get the chop after over two years of marriage. Of course, she’s holding oral sex over his head too. Welcome to marriage amiright? Like any sane, well-to-do person in 2018, he took his problem to the internet. The huddled masses delivered a swift and passionate response to her ridiculous demand. I’m getting ahead of myself though. I’ll let the original poster peel back the layers for you.