Look, we’re all adults here and we can all freely admit that we take our phones with us to take a shit. Sometimes, it’s to catch up on emails, or pass the time with a game. Or, there’s an important conference call you can’t miss and you need to discretely join in, while sitting and shitting. We’re not gonna judge.
Whatever it is that you do while you’re doing the doo doo, just make sure you don’t drop your phone. Especially, if you’re in the middle of a sexy video chat with a side chick, with your girlfriend sleeping in the next room.
Also, don’t let the aftermath get overheard and shared on Twitter. This is a breakup story that can only happen in today’s world.