Now, I’m about as much as a doctor as Dr. Spaceman up here is, so I won’t try and push my theories on sex and orgasms on you folks (sex is a race and you should never apologize for winning the gold).
Anyway, real doctors did real science about the health benefits of orgasms. After some quick translating of the medical jargon, there are some really great reasons for wanting to get off every now and then. You know, besides our basic animalistic urges and that compulsion to make a tiny version of myself.
So in the name of health and science, let’s talk about sex.