If you ever find yourself thinking shitty thoughts while sending a polite email at work, you are not alone. In fact, I am inclined to believe that most people do. Acting professional when people test your patience or get on your nerves is just a painstaking part of life many of us must endure. But it doesn’t mean you aren’t thinking something very different than what you’re saying. Here’s a list of workplace terms and what people are really thinking when they use them.