“Gosh, why are you being so level-headed? That’s no fun.” Oh, sorry. I’m sober. But I’m not sorry about not spending money to get shitfaced and hate myself in the morning, so that’s a win for me. Ah, the life of a designated driver. Whatever spectrum you’re in, the Chivery’s new Sorry I’m Sober Tee is the perfect shirt. Snag yours RIGHT HERE!