We had our office Christmas party last night, so it goes without saying that the entire HQ is violently hungover today. Seriously. I swear to god I caught a whiff of a michelada earlier and I almost scream-puked into someones face. In an attempt to alleviate the mood, John took the liberty to try and quell our hangovers with a heroic amount of champagne today and it resulted in me being immediately drunk again.
Why am I telling you this? Because I’m currently doing Cat Saturday and it made me really miss this stupid doofus above. He put me in charge of this post when he left and I still get extremely self-conscious posting it — which is weird since I’ve literally posted thousands of articles. Thanks, brain. Anyhow, we all miss you Mac. Visit soon.
Editor’s Note: I wrote this in one take while drunk. There are probably errors, but who gives a shit. Happy Saturday.