Gather ’round friends and join us by the fire as we regale you with tales of the weirdest things that people have placed in their orifices in 2018. We have only one question; why?
We’re not here to kink shame and whatever gets you going is yours to own, I suppose. But some of these items stuck high in asses, wieners and noses don’t seem very fun or sexy to me. Yet, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commissions database on such things, it’s been a banner year for object insertions.
You do you, you curious creatures!