Much like ‘The Poop Knife’ situation we covered last year, the below story is chock-full of what-the-fuck-did-I-just-read. And while it might be a bit on the crass side, I’ve honestly never been so conflicted over what I’d do in their situation. Without ruining much, a married couple is faced with an extremely tough decision when a small frog becomes trapped in their toilet — post-holiday poop.
Honestly, what do you do? Release the frog from his poopie-prison and risk seeing your SO’s hot snake, or Kermit homicide (ba-da-tss) by flushing them both down to the bowels of hell?