Let’s all be honest here, for a second. The first date isn’t the place to make first impressions; it hasn’t been for a long time. You know why? Because our entire lives are on the internet and the second that someone swipes right on you, they’re moving over to your social profiles and learning everything there is to know about you. Or, they might creep you before deciding to swipe at all.
So you know that video of you jumping off the roof, naked, with a firecracker stuck up your rectum? That one? She knows. But on the plus side, she still agreed to the date. That’s a plus.