Thanks to Nintendo, you’ll now be able to destroy friendships and ruin relationships with your family members without even owning a console. The mobile version of Mario Kart, Mario Kart Tour, is finally coming to a smartphone near you by March 2019 and we couldn’t be more excited about it.
I’m so pumped right now, I’ve been shitting Banana Peels. And as messed up as that sounds, I’m just happy it’s not Blue Spiny Shells. So I guess you could call me a glass half full kind of guy.