I’ve only been fired from one job. In high school, I started as a dishwasher at a local pizza place and a few years later they bumped me up to cook. I wasn’t great at it, but in my defense, they never tried to train me; they just yelled about pizzas and stuff. So one day my boss sat me down after work and told me he was, “taking me off the schedule”, and my dumbass didn’t realize I just got fired until halfway through my walk home.
Why am I saying this? Well because people were sharing their stories of coworkers that 100% should have gotten fired but didn’t, and I can’t believe how hard it is for some people to lose their jobs. Also, because if my old boss is reading this: suck it, Jason, I made it.
Also, pepperonis don’t go under the cheese, you maniac.