Chips are pretty hard to fuck up. Fry some potatoes, cover them in salt, shove them down your face hole. Pretty simple. You can go a little further and make them better (kettle cooked jalapeno chips, I’m looking at you), but there’s not much to screw up.
But our friends at the chip manufacturing companies said ‘hold my beer’ and went ahead and tried to screw it all up. So check out these chips you can buy that were more than likely thought up from a fever dream of a coked-up potato chip CEO.