Hipsters are out here trying way too hard to be trendy. Riding their unicycles to the nearest Brooklyn bar, ordering an IPA served in an old light bulb, then grabbing a seat in the middle of the crowded bar so everyone can see them reading their copy of Infinite Jest. Drinking out of cups is just too… mainstream. Even mason jars with wine stems have become uncool since the Southern Living crowd started putting them in their catalogues. So hipster haunts are upping the ante pouring overpriced soy lattes into tin cans, plastic bags, old shoes… anything they can scrounge up from the dumpster out back. Obnoxious? Yup. Unnecessary? You bet. Unsanitary? Almost certainly. But this is the price you pay to be cool. So pull up a chair, pour some beer in your pocket, and take notes, kids.
