It’s a classic scenario. You see a crush. You feel the need to impress them immediately. And you fuck up immediately.
And if this wording is vague, it’s because this literally applies to everyone that walks the earth (but let’s be honest, most of these stories about guys), so learn from these mistakes of not impressing anyone in the name of love (and if I’ve really learned anything putting this together, only do a backflip if you’re absolutely fucking sure you can pull it off).