First text conversation was full of “I’m so random” humor. It went sorta like this.
Me:hey what’s up!
Her: I’m just eating juicy bread with my friend!
Me: what is juicy bread?
Her: yea it’s this type of bread you eat behind a dumpster in the apocalypse.
Me: I see
Her: but you have to eat it before the cowboy rides up on his unicorn.
I think I broke my teeth from clenching my jaw on that one.