For this week in “Nobody invited you to give your fucking opinion,” everybody’s favorite conservationist-slash-hate-group PETA once again reminded us that they are thieves of both oxygen and joy and attacked the beloved Steve Irwin for no apparent reason.
Around twelve hours after Google installed a doodle tribute to the late Steve Irwin went live, PETA decided they had to shit in everybody’s cheerios and remind the world (though we weren’t asking) that he not only passed while “harassing a ray,” but that he “dangled his baby while feeding crocodiles” and “wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business.” Oh, did we mention they did this on his birthday as well?
PETA, go suck a fart.