When it comes to Uber drivers, it’s a complete toss-up of who you’ll be spending your ride with. There’s the weirdly quiet driver that fills the car with uncomfortable silence even after you say a polite hello. On the flipside, there’s the guy that continues to talk at you about their life goals and aspirations when you are clearly hungover. If you’re lucky you’ll be on the same page as your driver. Well, one incredibly smart man has completely mastered this whole Uber thing.