It’s been a while since I was behind the bar, so hopefully the statute of limitations has passed, because I am about to tell you the most heinous shots I ever gave customers. Some of these were ordered, some of them were just given (by myself or another bartender) and some of them were even re-ordered by usually wasted college kids. I’m not looking for forgiveness here, this whole idea came about during a conversation with Dougy and I just thought you guys would get a kick out of it. I have no regrets. So here it is, without further ado, the gnarliest god damn sauce I ever poured for some poor bastard in a dimly lit, urine tinged den of cigar smoke and debauchery.