If I could have any other job, it’d be a celebrity chef on the Food Network. In the course of a day you get to host, compete, judge, write cookbooks and most of all, you get to eat everything. Plus, you might just get to hang out with Giada De Laurentiis, which would make me just melt inside. It’s a dream job.
And while I’d happily do it for free because I love food and cooking, it turns out that Food Network chefs are more loaded than a baked potato at a steakhouse.
Think I’ll be quitting this gig to go to culinary school tomorrow. Sorry boss.