“I love being married.
Pros: my best friend is always around and has my back. I never worry that my wife will break up with me, and we work everything out. No problem we have ever really lasted.
Cons: When I buy sweets, I have to share. I sometimes have things put on my calendar that I don’t want to do.”
“Con: Had to stop picking up and dating strange women.
Pro: Get to spend the rest of my life with the coolest chick I’ve ever met.”