Listen, I know Han Solo is like the Deadpool of Star Wars or something like that, but there were some other characters who truly deserved their own origins story more than the dude who stole his buddies crush. Sister or not, that’s against bro code, Han. Did we really need that dumpster fire scene where he cheats his way to the fastest Kessel run ever? Don’t even get me started on the damn dice. You want dark and mysterious? I got you covered. You want heavy CGI (I’m glaring at you, George!)? I got you covered. This is the unequivocal list of Star Wars origins stories that Disney should make for their new network.
Editors note: This post broke my spellchecker so apologies in advance! Oh and also spoilers if you haven’t seen all the Star Wars movies.
