I’ll be the first to say it, I’m not exactly rocking a surplus in the “judgment” department. I mean, you’re looking at a guy who booked an impromptu flight to London during the middle of Brexit. A guy who willingly bought a ticket to the Emoji Movie. A guy who was late to work today because he was up until 3:00 AM this morning watching monkey’s reacting to magic compilations.
Look, all I’m saying is my judgment is flawed at best and it’ll still never be within a light year of this shidiot’s poor decision making. Meet Jared ‘ProJared’ Knabenbauer.