You might be wondering why we’re talking about Commando at all (as if we need the excuse to talk about how fucking awesome it is), but let’s set this up just a little bit.
First things first, the trailer for the next Terminator movie, Terminator: Dark Fate, dropped yesterday. It looks… Well, you can click here to take a look at it if you want, but that’s not exactly necessary for this story (And in my personal opinion, the trailer looks… Fine. Just fine.).