I haven’t been writing about fast food concoctions as much lately. Mainly because earlier this year, I decided to cut back after looking down in the shower and not being able to see my cock (I know I don’t look that fat in my byline pic, but trust me, I had a severe case of skinny-fat syndrome going on. I was probably closer to skinny-obese there for a minute). I’m all about that baked chicken and veggie lifestyle these days, but every now and then, those creative, evil bastards in the fast food industry will whip up something so beautiful, so enticing, so mouth-wateringly mesmerizing, that I’m ready to risk it all.
Enter the ‘Cheetos Sandwich’, which debuts at KFCs across America next month.