Guy didn’t show up to work, called him multiple times. About 3 pm-ish he finally calls back. Goes “sorry about that but I think i might have left the country”
Dude got drunk, drove his car to the Czech Republic (about a two hour drive from Vienna, Austria, where we worked), knocked out his front tooth somehow and passed out in his car.
The whole thing was so funny, i had the selfie he took from the ER on my desk for a while.