So it turns out porn and real sex are completely different. Who knew? It’s a relief, honestly. I’ve been living under the assumption that only pizza delivery boys and plumbers get laid. Now I can finally be myself and stop asking girls at the bar if they like extra sausage or need their pipes cleaned.
Women also enjoy plenty of foreplay and going slow, based on the responses to this Ask Reddit thread. They do NOT enjoy surprise butt sex — it was an accident, Hailey, I swear!
But in all seriousness, give this gallery a glance. A lot of you are probably rolling your eyes right now, of course I know porn is different from real sex, Alex, I’m not fucking 14, but you’d be surprised how many women endure shitty wannabe porn sex on a regular basis — this thread got 36,000 upvotes for a reason.
Side note: It’s kinda funny how it’s the opposite for men. We love when women do what they see in porn (gagging, over-the-top moans, letting you finish on her face) which is probably why so many men try to emulate it as well. That’s gotta be because the porn industry is male-driven. So, more porn for women would not only benefit women, but men, too — we would see what women fantasize about and learn how they like it. Someone make it happen on a larger scale. But I digress. Here’s how NOT to fuck:
