Buckle the f*ck up, because we’re about to dive into an absolutely ludicrous story I like to call ‘The Saga of an Aggressive Strip Club Patron.’
A Utah-based man claiming to be an ex-Mormon Missionary decided it’d be a savvy idea to have a very public meltdown over a stripper who rejected his weirdly aggressive advances, and the entire thing spirals. Like, quick.
I don’t want to give too much away because it’s a weird roller-coaster of a story — but the gist is that the below “nice guy” found the aforementioned stripper on Facebook and became just a tad smitten. After stalking/tagging her in enough statuses to make Richard Ramirez blush, our manchild decided to pick up some flowers and pay her a visit at her place of business. Obviously, their first interaction went as expected and she seemingly began to distance herself from him. He didn’t seem to like that, and, well… just check out his reaction.