Let’s just put all the cards, canaries and balloons on the table here; I’m not a fan of clowns. With IT Chapter Two about to give us nightmares, I just want to come clean. Whether it’s scary movies that involve clowns or Pennywise The Dancing Clown himself, I’m not a fan.
So, thinking I could just avoid movies that have clowns in them, I turned to video games. Bad idea.
Those permanent-smiling fuckers are there too.