For some men, they know the second they meet a woman that she’s the one and everything from that day forward is just building to their future. For those of us that don’t live in movie-like fairy tale land, we stumble through some truly idiotic shit before we get to the point of proposing. Once we take the plunge, we cross our fingers and hope she either has a bad memory or a good sense of humor. These guys definitely did not take the Hollywood love story approach. From explosive farts to explosive gas to explosive drunken vomiting–there’s definitely a trend here–these guys were lucky enough to find women who accepted them faults and all. Now they’re sharing the dumbest shit they did along the way and we can all get a few laughs at their expense.
And yeah, these are kind of long, but worth the read while you on the crapper!