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Let’s get one thing, OK two things straight: Lady’s boobs and butts are pretty much the best things we as men have to look forward to. We spend irrational amounts of time looking at and talking about them. You’re on theChive, you really don’t need me to tell you that. What is a man to do, however, when daydreaming is the extent of his boob-assery? Well, you make a powerpoint presentation on why the ladies should let you touch their lovely bits, of course. That’s just what this God among men did and it’s a thing of beauty. First, he got all sciency about touching the booty:
