Listen, most of the shit you see in movies and TV simply isn’t true anymore. We don’t all live on ranches down dirt roads. What is true is that most of us are damn proud of our Texan heritage, even if some people in high places might color other people’s opinions. That said, as with any other group of people that are frequently stereotyped, we’re sick of being asked the same dumb ass questions. Just stop already. In fact, I’ve provided some answers should you feel tempted to ask any of these in the future.