Hey, we’re all grownup here, and as grownups, we can talk about blowjobs. We love them. They’re amazing. But… for some, or most, they’re kind of a special occasion kind of deal, right?
Now, I don’t presume to understand your love life, but I know that when you’re horny, not every occasion requires the same sexual solution. Sometimes, you want full-blown, penetrative sex. Other times, a blowie will do. Then, in dire circumstances, you’ll settle for a quick handy in the freezer aisle of the grocery store.
For the latter two solutions, until now, a Fleshlight has been the answer. But, fellas, let me introduce you to the Autoblow.