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Nobody knows the unnecessary wrath of a rude, clueless customer quite like a service industry worker. I was a waitress for years and I can say the best way to get back at asshole customers is to kill them with fake kindness… And sometimes decaf coffee. Seriously, it’s not as aggressive as spitting in their food and is truly one of the best ways to ruin their day. It’s all about being creative, as these service employees will show you.