Ah, masturbation. You were on the cusp of puberty when you first discovered that if you batted your nethers around long enough, something magical would happen. But in the years since then, maybe you’ve found you need a little something extra to keep that magic alive.
Reddit user Lemiius falls into such a camp. So he found a way to spice up his self-lovemaking with a method that puts a fun twist on the classic autoerotic asphyxiation formula. He calls it the “Major Tom” technique. And while he does laud its potential for generating out-of-this-world orgasms, he also stresses that if performed by someone ill-equipped to handle its power, the consequences could be dire.
He wasn’t ready for his journey into the beyond, and now, he fears his family may disown him. We’ll let him take it from here…
Warning: the contents of this story, though hilarious, are extremely NSFW… to say the least.