Elon Musk unveiled Tesla’s long-awaited “truck” yesterday and to say it was met with mixed reactions would be painting it positively. Immediately people took to the internet absolutely roasting the “low poly count” in the design. From a technical standpoint, the truck is pretty legit. The base model comes in at $39,900 and is equipped with a 250-mile range, 7,500lb towing capacity, and goes from 0-60 of 6.5 seconds. Enough to rip the wheels off your boat trailer. There are more expensive, more powerful, more what the actual fuck are you doing models, but that’s really not the point. The point is, look at this fucking thing! Hide your kids, hide your wives, no one is safe from the eye-bleaching bad disaster that is the design of the Cyber truck. But, don’t just take my word for it…
