As soulless corporations continue to tighten their stranglehold on the world, they continue to make a hard push (get it?) against any sort of downtime that could hinder productivity even in the slightest. One such instance of downtime: lengthy minutes spent on the shitter. The solution: a downward-sloping toilet designed to put strain on the legs and make pooping uncomfortable after about five minutes.
Right now the toilet is making small waves (get it?) in the UK. The British Toilet Association (BTA) is backing the so-called ‘StandardToilet.’ But if it proves successful abroad, it would only be a matter of time before the American titans of industry follow suit.