Remember this lady and her insanely creepy Peloton ad?. Yeah, you know the one. So I, and the endless retainer of sleuths, gumshoes and muckrakers we employ at TheCHIVE, have figured out what is so off about her, and why she loves that damn bike so much.
It’s all CamSoda’s fault. They’ve just released a vibrating exercise bike seat, and it explains some things.