When it comes go the end of my days, I want them to be memorable. None of this “died of old age, passed away in his sleep” bullshit. I want to be known as the guy who died on a roller coaster whilst naked, or stepped on a manhole cover just as a giant fart cloud tears apart the centre of the city. I want something epic and worthy of poetry and song.
I definitely don’t want to go out like these historical figures with WTF deaths that I already wrote about, nor like the guys below.
That’s just fucking embarrassing.