You know what, I’m just gonna come out and say it: Women, y’all are weird as hell sometimes. yeah, I know men have their quirks, but seriously it’s like y’all get together and come up with weird shit to do. Wait, is that what y’all do in the bathroom together? I thought it was all tequila shots and toilet seat hula-hoop! What majestic, beautiful, weird-ass creatures y’all are. On that note, people decided to share the weird stuff their girlfriends do and suddenly my wife looks normal-ish.