This Sunday, we all get to witness a bunch of Hollywood hotshots grab each others’ firm-yet-oddly-suntanned asses in fancy tuxedos and dresses on the red carpet. And by God, it may be one of the most boring spectacles in all of television. But if you’re anything like me, your girlfriend is going to make you watch it. To get culture or something.
And you’re going to drink beer — probably a lot of it — and try to pay attention. And no matter how much you drink, the booze will not make the circle-jerk any more enjoyable. Because, you know as well as I do, that these awards mean literally fuck-all to anyone. But there’s actually a better way, and that way is… INTERNET GAMBLING!
Yes, using the tried-and-true Power of Internet Gambling (often employed in the world of sports), we’ve found that enjoyment of The Oscars can increase up to ten-fold if you throw down even a little bit of moolah.
And since our buddies over at The Action Network have just put in their prop bets for the big night, and also given all Chivers a special boost — their Bet $10, Win $100 on Any Film to Win Best Picture at the Oscars. (NJ and IN only) deal — we wanted to offer you these 6 tips so you too can rake it in. (Disclaimer: I am not professional nor am I an expert. Counterpoint: I’m going to be bathing in all my sweet cash when this is all over).