Let me be clear on a few things. 1) I am married and love my wife and I’m very happy. 2) I still don’t know shit about women. 3) I am not saying I agree with any of these, but here at the Chive we like to poke fun at the idiocy and hypocrisy of these types of “nice guys.” This gallery is so full of cringe you’re gonna look like Gilbert Gottfried when you’re done. Don’t say you weren’t warned! The moral of the story, if there is one: Don’t be like these idiots.