If you’ve ever ordered anything from Amazon… Listen to me with this ridiculous scenario, of course you’ve ordered something from Amazon. In the not too distant future, we’ll probably all get our canned air delivered by Amazon drones. They own half of the free world. They have their own shipping with free 2-day service for Prime subscribers. They also clearly need to get their shit together because not everyone would be so laid back about receiving a metric fuck-ton of free granola when all they want is their box of boxes! I will let Dave tell the story because, as the sole survivor, he deserves that much. This one is not for the freight of heart. Get it? Sorry, I’ll have to work on my…. delivery.