In honor of fat Tuesday and all those people paying a fortune in beads to have the time of their lives, I thought I’d look into the sexiest festivals and parties around the world. I don’t have the time, money, or virility to actually attend any of these, but it’s still fun to think about. Also, it’s just a blatant excuse to show scantily clad women and that’s what you’re all really here for. About two pictures in I stopped researching. Just saying.