What is Rooster Robbing??? It’s the term we came up with to replace cock blocking, because we couldn’t use it in our title.
“Went on a date with a girl I had liked for a long time, we were in the living room and things were getting steamy so we decided to go up to my bedroom where I discover my parent’s beagle had run up to and taken a giant shit on my bed. She laughed her ass off and said it was best that she go home. Been nearly 10 years and I still haven’t forgiven that fucking dog.”