Week two of this social distancing thing just began and shit is starting to get weird. My neighbors stopped shouting obscenities at each other and screamed out grocery lists instead. That dog who’s always outside barking finally got to go inside, at least I hope that’s what’s happening. I can’t remember my last shower or fast food meal–a good tradeoff I think. Anyway, the internet is falling under this unusual spell too, as you may have noticed. Recently on Reddit people started discussing the fictional characters they have crushes on and man, this shit needs to blow over fast because nothing is sacred anymore. I’ll get us started with the most obvious. I also asked a few people from theCHIVE for their fictional character crushes. It went as expected.
Holli Would from Cool World