There’s not a lot to do when you’re doing the social distancing thing all by yourself. You’ve watched everything there is to watch, read all the books you own, and now, you’ve resorted to reading the ingredients on the boxes in your pantry. Some read, huh?
Makes you question some things, like what is this 5-syllable chemical? Why does my peanut butter say “may contain traces of nuts?” And what does this name mean?
One enterprising dude on Twitter sought to find out. Specifically, what the fuck a Triscuit is.